Pixelitus

My right eye-lid has been twitching for two days straight. People are starting to think I am a floozy walking around involuntarily winking at anything walking on two legs and occasionally some on all  fours. Slow your roll, I love animals, but I do draw the line somewhere.

But seriously, what I think this signifies is stress. I have been under a fair amount of it with moving plans and other TOP SECRET projects. So, I have decided to share an older video with you today.This was the first real video I created with my prized possession web cam. It’s basically an online dating profile video parody. Enjoy, and have an outstanding weekend y’all.

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About Becca Cord

Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on April 5, 2013, in Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 52 Comments.

  1. Great blog! And if the “eye twitching” starts up again…eat a banana or take a potassium supplement, it works everytime I get what I call “winkesitus” lol

  2. How about a 66 year old Englishman living in the mountains of southern Spain and suffers from chronic blogitis & commentitiis. Ralph xox :D

  3. You had me at HD relationship

  4. Loved it! so Funny! =)

    So, a question for you… I want to write a post about the ‘right’ way to react to mean comments on YouTube, and I want to know – How do you react? (I’ve received a few really nasty ones lately!!!)

    • I’d love to read that. YouTube comments are notorious for being rude, ignorant, cruel. It’s as totally different culture as far as comments go. I haven’t experienced any yet personally, but I rarely get any comments to begin with. Please write this and let me know with a link when you do!

  5. Becca,
    Le Clown wants to know: is pixelitus bad for trichotillomania?
    Le Clown

  6. Cute video – I’m pretty sure I’ve seen you a few times on the television going in and out of court. I’m really glad you’re cured now ;)

  7. *giggle* – did the boyos come a runnin’?

  8. I’m starting to get paranoid that all these mentions of your top secret projects somehow involves my being kidnapped, bound, gagged and shipped off to a small island for diamond mining. Am I overreacting?

    • It’s all just an elaborate illusion Calahan. I am not even a real person. Everyone is going to show up in Austin and realize I am only a figment of their imaginations. It’s going to be a very sobering moment.

      Nah, I am totally real. I won’t gag you, but I may sell you….

  9. It is…it’s a very real sign of stress! I’ve been there, done that :-(

  10. Yeaaah.

    THIS is why people think you’re a floozy?

    “What’s up 8-bit?”

    Haha. “Body image issues”

    Well done. So many new acronym explanations for HD.

  11. Ugh, I want to date you.

  12. Fof a moment I thought that Pixelitus was the condition of the twitchig eye – something I have experienced for decades. It’s a sign of a very high intelligence, rather than stress, so you can relax.

    Don’t Google that, or you may find that I just made that up.. :)

    • It does kind of sound like it could mean eye twitching. It’s the most annoying thing in the world aside from hiccups, I swear. But you are right about the intelligence thing. I think you know your stuff Andrew!

      What’s “Google”? ;)

  13. 8 bit,
    I love the pre treatment shot with the wave and the peace sign. I laugh at that part every time! Nice job. You look much better after your pixel expansion treatment.

    Good riddance square boobs…hahaha!

  14. Whats wrong with playing Super Mario?!?! I love that game!

  15. “People are starting to think I am a floozy walking around involuntarily winking at anything walking on two legs and occasionally some on all fours.”
    Who thinks that?
    I’ll round up a bellman possee and kick their butts!
    Just breathe and concentrate on that which is important to you, my lovely friend. The world will keep spinning while you sort out the Beccaverse.

  16. Lucky you, you have TOP SECRET projects!! I have a big mouth, so nothing is ever top secret in my life! lol

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