Can Clowns Hire Clowns for Their Birthday Parties?

Or would that just get weird. Like a stripper hiring a stripper?

Le Clown, Eric, friend. Here is a haiku on your birthday, because Jack made me.

If Jack’s name was said

With a G instead of J

His name would be Gack

gack

So gangster

gak

Or more like this.

If you don’t know what actual Gak is, you should definitely scour E-bay for some. It is the ultimate birthday toy ┬áto provide you with hours of good clean fun. Or dirty fun. Who am I to tell anyone what they should do with their Gak? I always enjoyed making fart noises with mine.

Le Clown, Eric, friend. On this very special birthday of yours, you seek to unlock a special post. You have done uncountable favors for me, La Becca, and never was it even close to being my birthday. So, for that I am forever indebted and will proudly help guide you to the next step in your journey.

Here are some hints about the blog that you seek next. I do not have cable, thus this gal’s blog keeps me up to date on important news like what is happening on The Bachelor. I don’t know how I would go on without the service she provides me, provides us. It took me an unacceptably long time to figure out that this particular blogger was actually a female. Once I did, I liked her blog all the more.

She is one of your top blogroll members, and she comes with a weird handsome sidekick torso thing.

Now go find the droids you were looking for. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!

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Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on January 27, 2013, in Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 32 Comments.

  1. Good clues at the end! Totes know who it was :)

  2. i saw the beginning and thought you had played the puking game i told you about. oh well. a guy can dream.

  3. Le Clown has truly been blessed with kick-ass, savvy, cute friends. He’ll never be a sad clown.

  4. There is no love like the gack filled love of a clown.

    Happy birthday, LC/E!

  5. GAK! It’s like letting kids play with boogers. I used to love that stuff.

  6. I’m going to look into this Gak, Becca. What a sweet post!

  7. Obviously the kid with the Gak is pleased because it’s Eric’s birthday!

  8. Becca, I forgot about Gak!! Ah! You’re always giving me new reasons for me to crush on you even more…

  9. I never heard of Gak before. I learned something important today. Excellent post/clues, Becca!

  10. well done becca you savvy motherfucktress.

  11. Becca,
    You’re part of a handful of bloggers I have met on WordPress which I now call friends. And a very good one too… I got your letter, and if these three letters gathered so far are in order, I think I might have an idea as to what the password is… Love you, friend.
    Eric

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