You Asked…

There is a blogger I have recently been enjoying getting to know, even if she did read 50 Shades of Grey and is known for advocating team vagina. Storkhunting just received one of those blog awards. You know, the ones that many bloggers are on the fence about accepting or entertaining. I personally think they are wonderful encouragement. I received the Liebster award from a fellow blogger back in the infant days of 25tofly, and I remember how much it influenced me to keep at it.

internet high five

Since rules are for people who didn’t work at Outback Steakhouse, I don’t have to follow them. I am not passing on the award, but I did want to thank Storkhunting for reminding me of how thoughtful you all really are. And, she had a few questions. I couldn’t leave her hanging. She asks:

1. What is the square root of 473?

I don’t do math. Last time I tried to square root something I ended up in a coma. I did, however, score a 31 on my ACTs in English. BAM.

2. Do you make sure that you wear correct day of the week underwear?

Is this a serious question? I’ll wear “Saturday” on a Monday as long as they are long johns. That’s all that matters. IN LIFE.

3. If today will be tomorrow’s yesterday and today’s tomorrow, when’s tomorrow?

Sixty-three. I told you I don’t do math.

4. What’s in your fridge right now?

Left over fried chicken, one diet coke, Zing Zang bloody mary mix, five half empty bottles of ranch dressing, and expired eggnog. Don’t worry about the eggnog, I don’t follow in my dad’s footsteps.

5. Shirts – hang up or fold?

How about no shirts at all? Hooray nudity! Just kidding. T-shirts, fold. All other shirts, hang. Unless it is a sports team t-shirt.

6. Does it piss you off when people spell your name wrong?

I would think it would be kind of hard to misspell Becca, but I dislike when people spell Rebecca like Rebekah. I dislike it even more when people call me certain nicknames without asking.

7. What music are you listening to right now? I’m asking this because I’m fed up of the tunes on my ipod. Need some good recommendations.

Honestly? Alanis Morissette Pandora Radio. The Dirty Dancing sound track is a good investment too. Did I say that out loud?

8. Pet names – love ‘em or hate ‘em? (I mean baby, sweetie, honey not Buster, Rover, Fluffles).

I’ve been called baby. bunny, boo, boobaloo, sweetheart, honey, hun, and babe, but don’t you ever call me sugar tits.

9. Blogging in bed. Do you?

Of course, but for some reason the guy always gets all whiny and says things like, “Is this not doing it for you? You seem distracted“.

10. Planes, trains or automobiles?

Rip Sticks. Not.

11. How much do you hate me right now?

Not as much as I hate myself for just inhaling four large pieces of pizza in under five minutes and realizing that everything in my fridge will be to blame for my massive heart attack in ten years.

Thanks again for everything Storkhunting.

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About Becca Cord

Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on November 20, 2012, in Awards, Humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 70 Comments.

  1. Not gonna lie, I love the both of you. I actually had someone call me sugar tits once. He was about 150, and I was so stunned that he just smiled and walked away before I got a chance to say anything.

  2. How about Splenda Mammalian Protuberances?

  3. #5 – Roll up – place in bookshelves

  4. Becca,
    Congrats to all the vaginae of the world who were bestowed with this honoUr, but mostly to you, because I say so.
    Le Clown

  5. You could’ve left some pizza for us you know.
    Ok so not sugar tits, what about Bex? I always wondered if it annoyed the Rebecca’s of the world.

  6. Crikey, I’m still trying to work out why a square root has anything to do with maths…I’ll work my way through the rest eventually…

    Love your work ;)

  7. I don’t think you can square root 473. That’s got to be a prime number or something.

  8. You should definitely come out with a line of ladies day-of-the-week long johns. Ok, maybe men, too. I loved my dotw underwear when I was a little girl.

  9. I liked where you linked back to the blog post about your bed and you apologized for being a bad cameraman AND having an iphone 4. Also I loved these questions. I too am Albeegra (spelling?) delinquent.

    I also seem to remember a blog post I did about the different names for boobs. but I’m not going to post it. THATS SPAMMY.

  10. Thanks for the shout out Becca. I was gonna say sugar tits, but how could I after that accolade? Love Boobaloo – if someone called me boobaloo I would laugh and laugh until they realised the ridiculousness.
    I hate Alanis Morissette, her voice makes me want to strangle something, which makes it uncomfortable for hubby when I’m listening to music in bed. But, I forgive you your music choices because you gave me “What is Love? Baby Don’t Hurt Me?” via A Spoonful of Suga.

  11. I thought “Since rules are for people who didn’t work at Outback Steakhouse, I don’t have to follow them.” was hilarious, but then you wrote “Of course, but for some reason the guy always gets all whiny and says things like, “Is this not doing it for you? You seem distracted“.

    I hope you find a guy who loves your long johns, your one point twenty-one gigawatts smile, and your blog. Of course, any guy worth his salt would be able to provide a sufficient distraction from blogging while you were in bed with him…

    Thanks for another winning post, Becca!

  12. I got a 31 in English ACT too! Twinsies!

  13. Une questionez, madame: If you don’t like sugar tits, how are you on “slutty nurse” or “skanky hoe”?

    I ask you this question for research on an article I’m writing for this awesome blog: I Fkkn Rokk. Have you heard of it?

  14. After hearing about the team vagina and 50 Shades thing, I really wanted to hate her but her vagina sounds like Blanche from Golden Girls How am I supposed to hate that?? And mix the eggnog with Zing Zang. I dare you.

  15. Well, I just got to know you on a whole different level! Who knew you didn’t square root, duck hunt or fold some of your shirts.

    Seriously, I’m so thankful for this post. It has made my day.

    Thank you for sharing and a good night to you! Seriously, you guys, seriously…

  16. Instead of sugar tits (which, I agree, is awful), what about pizza boobs or egg nog knockers? That’s still classy, right?

  17. boobaloo?

    Was this your gay best friend? Actually, I think a gay guy would call another gay guy a fag for using that. *shudder*

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