Polls Are Not For Strippers

Movember is coasting along nicely as we approach the half way mark. Wait, what? November is almost half way over already? I suppose time flies when you’re saving balls. Everyone needs to go read the latest Movember update by Madame Weebles. If you have registered for the US Bloggers for Movember team and haven’t made your donation yet to try your luck at winning a spot on my banner, you only have a few weeks left to do so. Do I need to light a fire under your ass? You know that’s how Le Clown got his blog name, right?

I’d also like to suggest that y’all read Jason’s Movember post. Although he may end up with a serious case of blue balls by the end of the month, at least he will have healthy blue balls. Now that’s sacrifice.

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Poor Jason

On a third note, I am starting to get jealous of all the budding mustaches the guys are showing off. I am ready to get my fake mustache on. My sophisticated drumstache was featured in Open Concept’s music video inspired by Movember, but now it is time for the official 25tofly Movember ‘stache. But of what shall my mouth wreath be constructed?  I want you to decide.

Please vote in the poll below to seal my mustache fate. You can vote up until this Saturday, November 17th at midnight. Come Sunday, I will prepare the winning mustache and commence the camera phone action. Then on Monday, I will post the photo of my sexiest mustache face on the Bloggers for Movember Facebook page. Choose wisely, or tell me your own idea.

Also, please stay tuned Friday for my own version of “Faddah Friday” inspired by none other than Brother Jon.

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About Becca Cord

Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on November 12, 2012, in Experiments, Humor, Silly and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 77 Comments.

  1. Becca, I don’t know if you are aware that I found someone to match the donation I get through the comments on my blog, so instead of diving the initial donation I’ll give to the Canada team and one to the US team, cuz I need to try to win a spot on that banner.

  2. I say teh back hair of old greek men !!! It would make a fine source for a mustache

  3. *pounds fists on table* MINI LONG JOHNS, MINI LONG JOHNS

  4. Would you be giving the baby back its fingers after you’ve made them into a mustache?

  5. U got me curious about Jason …

  6. I voted baby fingers. Silly babies just showing off those adorable silly baby fingers all the time. I wish I were a baby.

    • You are the first one to vote for the baby fingers (she is probably being born as I type this too). This actually surprised me. I thought you’d be all for the Sketcher’s shoelace option. Wait, that wasn’t on there was it? Oh yea, that’s just what I think you should use for your mustache.

      I wish I were an otter. They are so fucking cute.

      • Oh otters. Yes. And I like to mix it up a bit. Nobody going to vote baby fingers? Bam, I vote baby fingers. Nobody wearing fanny packs anymore? Bam, I wear fanny packs. Nobody going to spray paint their first and last names on the front of my office building? Bam, here I am waiting to get bailed out of jail. I’m a trendsetter Becca. That’s what I do.

  7. In some ways I’m rooting for Jack, then again, I’m not Jack. Anyway, here’s my Movember post that explains why I posted it in October and why I’m not growing a mustache.
    http://afrankangle.wordpress.com/2012/10/17/on-movember/

  8. How about cutting a little bit of your own hair, and gluing it… to… your… own…. face? Now thats crafty.

  9. See now I should’ve just made mine out of mini long johns! I’m on my last bottle of rogaine

  10. Industrial size sharpie. It’s gotta last the whole month right?

  11. Three strategically taped pieces of styrofoam peanuts can turn any person into a convincing Colonel Sanders. This would be my suggestion.

  12. Your going to shave your cat?! (I took the high road here.)

  13. Wait is it the Eric Bana mustache from the movie Chopper? Because that one is pretty badass.

  14. I vote for long johns, Becca!

  15. Ok, Becca…what is Jack’s fur? I’m a little lost. Please do enlighten me.

  16. I wonder how many times I have to vote to make Jack’s fur king of these polls and get some action

  17. I vote for Jack’s fur. Poor jack…

  18. Becca,
    Like, Jack’s fur of course…
    Le Clown

  19. Long johns. I want to see teeny tiny long johns.

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