5 Ways to Tell If You Are Lazy

 

lazy CAT CAUGHT IN THE ACT

Am I nipping?

OR, 5 Ways to Tell If You Are Adaptive and Awesome

You belong in one of these two categories, depending on your inherent optimism/pessimism, if you do any of the following:

1. Use your hair straightener to iron only the front of your shirt while it remains on your body. After all, it’s the only side people see anyway.

2. Sprinkle your house with multiple bowls of cat food and water in a decorative fashion to avoid having to worry about completing the task throughout the week. Soon, your cat can’t run away from you when you try to motorboat his belly. He will waddle slow enough for you to catch him. Two birds, one stone.

3.  Your driver’s side window in your vehicle has not had roll down capabilities since some time in 2011. You enter the drive-thru backwards.

4. Instead of holding that heavy blow dryer over your head for twenty minutes, you turn on Willow Smith and whip your hair back and forth until it’s dry. Go green.

5. You write a “list” post and lure people in with a picture of a bulging cat belly. This is most certainly in the adaptive and awesome category.  No debate here.

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About Becca Cord

Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on September 18, 2012, in Home, Humor, Silly and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 45 Comments.

  1. Ohhhh these are great! LOL. You have made your point cats can be sexy! If I was a boy cat I’d be all over that. Thats like a glamor shot.

  2. contrarybaroness

    I remember the day the notion of using my hair straightener to iron on the fly occurred to me.

    Me: hastily trying to get ready for an interview at work for a job I wasn’t even sure I wanted.

    It: a beaten up hair straightener cooling down on the bathroom counter, its button labels worn down and a bare spot on the handle from spilling nail polish remover on it.

    Me: *glance down at shirt, glance at the closet where the iron and ironing board are haphazardly crammed, glance down at shirt, glance at hair straightener, shirt, hair straightener, shirt, hair straightener, shirt… turn on hair straightener, resign self to slovenly status*

    Also, love your photo captions.

    • Sometimes I don’t put the new toilet paper roll on the holder right away too. We are barbarians!!!!!!

      And thanks! I am Glad you like them :)

  3. You’ve already made more of an effort in point 1 than I would. My mom had to explain to my 7 year old what an ‘iron’ was – then he told me about Grammy’s ‘unwrinkler’….

  4. No one should ever diss the list post. The list post is my life.

  5. Beauty AND brains?
    You’re the whole package, Becca!
    Beautifully written, hilarious post…

  6. hahahaha The Willow Smith/Hair Drying is a good one.

  7. You “motorboat” your cat’s belly? Really? Becca, we’ve got to find you a nice young man or you need to talk to Dr. Phil. Either way, seek help, child, seek help. HF

  8. I’m too lazy to comment right now. Hoping for motivation tomorrow.

  9. about item 2. wouldn’t your home smell overwhelmingly like cat food?

  10. haha, reverse drive thru, haha.

  11. I’m guilty of number 1, that’s for sure. I can never resist a photo of a cat!

  12. I’m lazy, Becca! I did number three a couple of years ago! And, I’ll admit it: I was lured by the cat as well!

  13. You definitely lured me in – that cat looks just like mine :)
    And, ugh, I ironed the shoulder of my top with a straightening iron this weekend! Downward slope from there!

  14. I will def have to try the willow smith method of drying my hair because I hate blow drying LOL

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