Great Example of How to Embellish Your Resume

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I would try to snag a date with this gent, but I am afraid it would never work out. I would never make a good enough sandwich to keep him satisfied. It’s a damn shame too, because I’d save a ton on alterations.

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Becca Cord is a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned humor writer and video editor. Having lived in Louisiana her entire life, she is now perusing her travel dreams while starting her own free-lance Web Marketing business and organizing a nation wide blogging event, Blogger Interactive. She believes one of her callings is making people laugh, and she intends to do so. You can find Becca on her personal blog, Facebook page, or Twitter @becca25tofly.

Posted on September 14, 2012, in Humor, Silly and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. And to think I wasted all that time, not to mention money, getting more degrees than a thermometer. I suppose a modest resume trumps a long rap sheet!

  2. Nothing about wiping countertops and kissing customer’s asses? It is not really complete!

  3. “I would try to snag a date with this gent, but I am afraid it would never work out. I would never make a good enough sandwich to keep him satisfied.”
    I thought you had a boyfriend!
    But I’m sure you could whip up a mean enough sandwich to keep this guy happy; never underestimate the power of a winning smile…

  4. I like the extra emphasis he puts on his garnishing skills by putting it twice.

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